TITLE: Some Like It Hot
AUTHOR: shutterbug_12
PAIRING: House/Wilson
RATING: NC-17
SUMMARY: For get_house_laid. Prompt 132: the air conditioning goes out at House's apartment on the hottest night the year, causing the boys to get sweaty and sticky. Clothes are shed and horniness ensues. There is also a mention of phallic vegetables, because there simply can't be enough phalli in one fic.
DISCLAIMER: I can claim no ownership to the characters.
NOTES: Thank you to Kerry for the beta on this one. I welcome concrit and feedback!

( The muted television washed the room inflickering blue light, a harsh electric greeting as Wilson stepped groggily over the threshold of House’s apartment. )